bussykiller:

me at my high school reunion

bussykiller:

me at my high school reunion

(Source: roamingcatholics, via ashychasee)

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via roxyblade)

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Dear future child
If it’s 3am and you find yourself in a world of complete despair
Please do not turn to strangers on the internet for solace as I did
Please climb onto my bed
And I will hold you until the demons sleep
If it is Thursday morning and you are too sad to move
I won’t force you
I will buy ice cream and we will watch your favourite tv show and I will remind you of your importance
If you feel as if you have no purpose
I will remind you that you were created entirely with love and every pain you feel, I feel too
When you’re sure you can’t go on anymore
I will tell you that when I was 21 I searched for peace at the bottom of a vodka bottle chased by a bottle of pain killers
But that five years later
When you were placed in my arms in the delivery room
I realised that you were why I had been holding on
Without realising it, you saved me, do you know how amazing that is?
So if you ever feel like grabbing that vodka bottle, put it down, we will get in the car and I will drive until the sky turns magenta
I will show you how the sun rises every morning to encourage you to rise too
Sweetheart I refuse to be unaware of your sufferings
As my mother was to mine. Your mental health is my priority. (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)

(via kugelmonkeyy)

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shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

image

(via my-ditsy-little-world)

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unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead. 

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

(Source: Laughing Squid, via sourpatchlesbians)

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

(via hollyrochelle)

harryedsytles:

THE SECURITY GUARD IS PROBABLY HOW HARRY’S GUARDIAN ANGEL REACTS TO HIM.

harryedsytles:

THE SECURITY GUARD IS PROBABLY HOW HARRY’S GUARDIAN ANGEL REACTS TO HIM.

(via sourpatchlesbians)

hold-on-till-day:

I found my senior quote.

(Source: sensationalsherri, via ivy-in-the-skye)

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amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

(Source: amifutami-remade, via anudistbeach)

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thatfunnyblog:

really

thatfunnyblog:

really

(Source: princessbuggie)

postllimit:

bulbatsar:

THIS ISN’T NEWS

THIS ISN’T NEWS

THIS ISN’T NEWS

SHE WAS HAVING A C H I L D

(via sourpatchlesbians)

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jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

(via ivy-in-the-skye)

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